ISSUE 6 OUT SOON!!

Hey Everyone! Long time, no updates! As it turns out our web guy moved to Washington DC to be closer to his ailing parents. As a result we haven't updated the website in a long time. That's all about to change though!!!

As for the new issue, ISSUE 6 comes out Friday, March 28th. Come down to Whiskey Thieves and grab a copy before it's too late!

Rachel M.

SF Mission Infiltration!!!

Hell yeah, bitches! That's right!

Yours truly, Rachel M., Hack Journalist/Editor-in-Chief of The Loin's Mouth, will be wandering around IN THE MISSION this weekend, shooting a video for my friend Shelby's new band "Hipster" (which is totally freaking hilarious, I might add).

If you're out in the Mission this weekend, watch out for a rag tag group of idiots in headbands and white belts--that is, if you can distinguish us from the rest of the retarded general fashion morons. (Might be easier to look for a "Loin's Mouth" hoodie. haha)

♥ ♥ ♥

Rachel M.

Issue Three: Love in the Loin

Check it out....................................................

In the TL/Downtown Area:

Whiskey Thieves
222 Club
Edinburgh Castle
Cafe Royale
Aces
High Tide
What a Grind
Cafe 24fps @ Adante Hotel
O'Farrell Street Bar
the Gangway
Aunt Charlie's
Cafe Zoet
Books, Inc.

In SOMA:

Arrow Bar
Anu
Brainwash
Annie's Social Club
Urban Market

In the Mission: (yes, that's right)

Cafe Valencia
Dog Earred Books
Adobe Books
Modern Times
Muddy Waters (Valencia/24th)

Haight Street:

Cafe International (L. Haight)
Anarchist Collective Bookstore (U. Haight)
Amoeba Records (U. Haight)

North Beach:

City Lights Bookstore

ISSUE 2 OUT SOON!

Issue Two is off to the printer and will be out within a matter of days!

This issue includes:

"The Tenderloin Scientology Invasion of 2006!!!" by Rachel Mills
(Accompanying Photos by Nadine Defranoux)

"In Search of the Tenderloin" by Charles the Heckler

"The Wine Country" by Scott C. Scott

"The Double-Edged Sword" by Colin Hussey

"Breakfast With Rob Black" by Rachel Mills

"Hooks, Eyes and Stomachs" by Lynda Clause

"Graveyard Shift" by Linda Stan Berry

"Tenderloin Perspectives" by Paul Tominac

"Ask a Bartender" advice column by Marc Meighwurds

Also includes local reviews by Michelle de Grasse, Linda Stan Berry, Christine Curran and Randi Pucak; photography by Trevor Dubbert, Charles the Heckler and Colin Hussey; illustrations by Maxon Crumb; and of course... THE TENDERLOIN POLICE BLOTTER!!!

Issue One Has Arrived!

The Loin's Mouth staff and tons of friends celebrated the arrival of Issue One at Diva's on June, 2. Great music, a hilarious newspaper, and four floors of tenderloin freakiness.

A little tidbit from inside: by the end of the night we racked up more than DOUBLE the bar minimum for our party! As if that were ever in doubt... it's not like we're some group of lightweights from the Mission. We are straight from the Loin's Mouth. We drink. AND we tip!

Here are some snaps:



WHERE TO FIND THE LOIN'S MOUTH

The Loin's Mouth has proven to be extremely popular, and we're having a hard time keeping it stocked. But you can usually find a nice stack at Diva's, Edinburgh Castle, or Whiskey Thieves. You can also read some excerpts of our articles on this web site (coming soon), or just email us and ask where to find a copy.

Keep in touch!

theloinsmouth@gmail.com

Release Party this Friday, June 2, 2006!

THE LOIN'S MOUTH RELEASE PARTY!!!!

THIS FRIDAY
JUNE 2ND, 2006
9PM-2AM

DIVA'S (4TH FLOOR)
1081 POST STREET
BETWEEN LARKIN/POLK


Yeah, that's right! What better place to celebrate the TL than at an infamous local TRANNY BAR? We're renting out the entire 4th floor for the party, so come drink a beer (or two or three), pick up a copy of the mag, and laugh your ass off with us. Deejay JAB ( i.e., Joe) will be spinning a variety of music including but not limited to hip hop, punk rock, indie, etc.

EMAIL US WITH ANY QUESTIONS:

theloinsmouth@gmail.com

IN THIS ISSUE:

"How to Avoid Accidentally Going to the Mission" by Rachel Mills
"Don't Let This Happen to You" photo study by Marz Jaffe, subject Shelby Lermo
"The Best & Worst Street Corners in the TL" by Steve Zabriskie
"I, Drunkard" by Christine Curran
"The Double-Edged Sword" political rantings of Colin Hussey
"Friday Night Fights!!!" TL barhopping adventures by Rachel Mills
"The Tranny Cam Spotlight: Alexis Miranda" by Kara Williams

AND MUCH MORE, INCLUDING:

Restaurant, shop, and theater reviews by Randi Pucak, Christine Curran, Rachel Mills, and Kara Williams; event, theater and bar listings; artwork by Trevor Dubbert; and of course, the fabulous TENDERLOIN POLICE BLOTTER!!!

DON'T MISS OUT!

There's limited space on the top floor, but we can use the 3rd floor for overflow if necessary. Tell the hostess you're with the The Loin's Mouth release party and she'll waive your cover fee and tell you where to go.

Thanks a lot & hope to see you there!

Rachel Mills
Editor-in-Chief
THE LOIN'S MOUTH
theloinsmouth@gmail.com