Common Tenderloin Phrases...

• Hey pretty baby you got all your teeth!
• Nice tooshy baby
• I'm not a hooker I'm a bartender
• Bum says to passersby: Will you adopt me and take me home with you?
• Tourist: Where the hell are we?
• Is that man shitting on the sidewalk?
• To Hooker: How much for just a lick?
• Tourist: Oh my god, there's a man under all that cardboard!
• Bum: Do you have 37 cents?
  [No response]
  Bum: How about 63 cents?!
• Tourist: I don't see anything about this neighborhood in the guide book.
• Is that a man or a woman?
• Can you help me light my crack pipe?
• My there sure are a lot of strip clubs.
• Do you have any tinfoil?
• What's that smell?
• Tourist: Is that man dead?
• Why are all these clothes on the sidewalk?
• Don't go that way...it goes to the TENDERLOIN!!!