The Loins Mouth Online Edition

Check out Rachel M. on Pirate Cat Radio’s Kings of SF show last March for the Issue 6 Release: http://www.kingsofsf.com/2008/03/31/poem-dome-loins-mouth/

Hey Everyone! Long time, no updates! As it turns out our web guy moved to Washington DC to be closer to his ailing parents. As a result we haven’t updated the website in a long time. That’s all about to change though!!!

As for the new issue, ISSUE 6 comes out Friday, March 28th. Come down to Whiskey Thieves and grab a copy before it’s too late!

Rachel M.

Hell yeah, bitches! That’s right!

Yours truly, Rachel M., Hack Journalist/Editor-in-Chief of The Loin’s Mouth, will be wandering around IN THE MISSION this weekend, shooting a video for my friend Shelby’s new band “Hipster” (which is totally freaking hilarious, I might add).

If you’re out in the Mission this weekend, watch out for a rag tag group of idiots in headbands and white belts–that is, if you can distinguish us from the rest of the retarded general fashion morons. (Might be easier to look for a “Loin’s Mouth” hoodie. haha)

♥ ♥ ♥

Rachel M.

Labels: dalton, hipster, mission, music, retarded outfits, san francisco, tenderloin, video

Check it out…………………………………………….

In the TL/Downtown Area:

Whiskey Thieves
222 Club
Edinburgh Castle
Cafe Royale
Aces
High Tide
What a Grind
Cafe 24fps @ Adante Hotel
O’Farrell Street Bar
the Gangway
Aunt Charlie’s
Cafe Zoet
Books, Inc.

In SOMA:

Arrow Bar
Anu
Brainwash
Annie’s Social Club
Urban Market

In the Mission: (yes, that’s right)

Cafe Valencia
Dog Earred Books
Adobe Books
Modern Times
Muddy Waters (Valencia/24th)

Haight Street:

Cafe International (L. Haight)
Anarchist Collective Bookstore (U. Haight)
Amoeba Records (U. Haight)

North Beach:

City Lights Bookstore

Labels: 6th street, crackwhores, haight, homeless, loin, lower nob hill, market, mission, polk street, prostitutes, san francisco, soma, tenderloin, tenderloin heights, the loins mouth, TL, transvestites

Issue Two is off to the printer and will be out within a matter of days!

This issue includes:

“The Tenderloin Scientology Invasion of 2006!!!” by Rachel Mills
(Accompanying Photos by Nadine Defranoux)

“In Search of the Tenderloin” by Charles the Heckler

“The Wine Country” by Scott C. Scott

“The Double-Edged Sword” by Colin Hussey

“Breakfast With Rob Black” by Rachel M.

“Hooks, Eyes and Stomachs” by Lynda Clause

“Graveyard Shift” by Linda Stan Berry

“Tenderloin Perspectives” by Paul Tominac

“Ask a Bartender” advice column by Marc Meighwurds

Also includes local reviews by Michelle de Grasse, Linda Stan Berry, Christine Curran and Randi Pucak; photography by Trevor Dubbert, Charles the Heckler and Colin Hussey; illustrations by Maxon Crumb; and of course… THE TENDERLOIN POLICE BLOTTER!!!

The Loin’s Mouth staff and tons of friends celebrated the arrival of Issue One at Diva’s on June, 2. Great music, a hilarious newspaper, and four floors of tenderloin freakiness.

A little tidbit from inside: by the end of the night we racked up more than DOUBLE the bar minimum for our party! As if that were ever in doubt… it’s not like we’re some group of lightweights from the Mission. We are straight from the Loin’s Mouth. We drink. AND we tip!

Here are some snaps:




WHERE TO FIND THE LOIN’S MOUTH

The Loin’s Mouth has proven to be extremely popular, and we’re having a hard time keeping it stocked. But you can usually find a nice stack at Diva’s, Edinburgh Castle, or Whiskey Thieves. You can also read some excerpts of our articles on this web site (coming soon), or just email us and ask where to find a copy.

Keep in touch!

theloinsmouth@gmail.com